Albert Wesker's Psyche by DragonKeeper333, literature
Literature
Albert Wesker's Psyche
Albert Wesker's Psyche
---And understanding women's love for Assholes---
I've written a psyche on the Joker and now I will write one about Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil game series. Many men and guy friends in my life have approached me with the question that dumbfounds them about why so many women fall for assholes or classic fictional badassies like Albert Wesker. Well today I'm going to answer that question for you because the same question confounded me for years too until I found myself falling for the same type of guy. The reason us women fall for guys like that believe it or not has NOTHING to do with them being an asshole. No
How To Piss Off Albert Wesker by TheSpiritOfSolo, literature
Literature
How To Piss Off Albert Wesker
Disclaimer: I do NOT own RE
Ok, so I thought it would be some fun to make a list of all the things you could do to piss Wesker off. Now, I love Wesker but I thought it would be funny to grill him a bit. Enjoy.
How to Piss Off Albert Wesker
By: Blackwolfindy87
WARNING: I am NOT responsible for the any deaths caused by this list none of it was my fault Wesker I swear.
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Dump out all of his hair gel. Simple, but it will piss him off. Trust me.
Have your cat/dog piss on his suits.
Tell him that Kellogg's called and they really need that catch phrase for Wesker Flakes.
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Albert Wesker : Owner's Guide by nireth, literature
Literature
Albert Wesker : Owner's Guide
Albert Wesker: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are now the proud owner of an ALBERT WESKER unit! In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Note that there are currently two editions of our WESKER unit available to guarantee a wider range of sexy evilness. You may chose between
(a) Type I CAPTAIN ALBERT WESKER
(b) Type II ALBERT WESKER CVX
Please ensure that you have been issued with the edition of your choice as confusing these two types may result in severe malfunctions and/or permanent damage to the unit and/or his owner.
TECHNICAL SPECIFIC
Silent Hill
Inside - a child starts to cry
Outside - a society starts to die
Innocence lost in shadowed horror
Evil deeds scorched to the core
Deep into the fire she swallowed their hate
Consumed until it was too late
Darkness starts to close in
Decaying all that has been
Ripped apart into suffering things
Nightmares found only in darkest dreams
Multitudes of screaming faces
Silenced only by lighter places
Ashes falling like drifting snow
From many unknowns burning far below
Something wanders in violent agony
Writhing unable to talk, hear or see
Acid poring from heart's despise
Eating away at all the lies
Driven into